"I love Jacoby..."

"OMG! JACOBY SHADDIX??! FROM PAPA ROACH?!?! I LOVE HIM!!!!.....I'm not helping...."

"It doesn't take that long to put some chowder in a bowl and chicken and lettuce in a wrap!!!"

"We are making the beach look SEXY."

"Can I try some caramel?"

*Emma spits it everywhere*

"Jeez! You could've just said no...."

The old lady...."NO FLASH"

"I hafta pee"

"THEN GO!!!"

"Is Marisa getting raped in the bathroom?"

"You don't eat 750 calories of pure sugar in a half hour!"